They're German, not vermin! Tell that to local lawmakers, who have Germany's biggest game developer oggling Budapest real estate.
Things aren't so bad in the United States - yet ...
But that doesn't mean that the people behind this gem should be walking into any dark alleys full of MPAA lawyers.
Not sure what to do with that Leo Sayer CD that a vindictive ex gave you for Christmas? Try this.
YouTube learns that blogging can be fun, as its users sound off about the site daring to subsidize its wildly popular free service by selling a few ads.
Meanwhile VideoEgg says that it had all of YouTube's new advertising ideas first, and even brandishes a patent application. But several other companies claim that they were at it long before Videoegg.
Even world-class Wall Street analysts can blow the math every now and then. By a factor of a thousand or so. It would be a bit less embarrassing to think the "M" in CPM stood for "million."
Just one-up your neighbor by getting that 80-inch plasma? Bad news - he's got an order in on one of these.
And if he's in the small plurality of the next-generation gamers out there, he's got a Wii for it too.